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Lost custody of my kids but got half his sound cloud followers in the divorce

Hey if you didn't want me to try and fuck your car you shouldn't have given it sexy eyelashes

#RidgeMeadows #RCMP responding to a report of someone chasing a black bear with a remote control car #Maple RidgeBC

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Do you have to be a homeowner to work at Home Depot? Their motto is 'Home owners helping home owners' after all.

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Facebook is the fucking worst. Stop suggesting I add people with 1 mutual friend. Esp not that.

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The only thicc thing in my life right now is this humid ass air

There's a total eclipse on August 21st. A total eclipse of the heart? No, of the Sun you idiot.

Ever wonder if you're severely mentally handicapped and your friends are just nice to you

(trying to apologize for sending dick to 900 girls) you see the phones have a front & back camera. so taking pictures is really complicated,

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I can't explain this to anyone anymore

to upgrade and unlock new abilities in Spider Man video games you should have to get bitten by more and more radioactive spiders

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Just want to know what to do

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I can't believe someone is vacuuming​ at 2:30 on a Sunday. I AM TRYING TO SLEEP.

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Haha what is my life

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I was about to tweet some dumb shit, but I caught myself.

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I haven't felt a pain like that since soccer in the 4th grade

#Vancouver crews on scene 25 E Hastings with a male that fell off the roof while trying to rappel to his room after he locked himself out.

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I just feel sick and useless

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I have no idea what to do anymore.

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Nowhere feels like home anymore

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I woke up sweating twice today and I can officially say I hate summer

#CuzWeCare: Our officers had a great time 'doing the dap' and talking public safety with the kids from the Lyndon S… twitter.com/i/web/status/8…

What's long, black & brutally fucks your mom?

The eternal, terrifying non-sentience associated w mortality

This Mother's Day Eat arbys

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I hope you're all having a wonderful day