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You can tell when your work in a shithole of a store when the skylight frequently breaks and pours a couple litres of water inside.

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Do they teach how to make change in locally developed/employment level classes? I mean most of them will end up needing that skill.

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You ever get that feeling where you just kinda wanna cut down a tree? Trees falling is so satisfying

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SunnyD smells just like a hot trash compactor and I don't know if I can drink it anymore

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@mazdacanada The fuck kinda bullshit cupholder location is that

cats are cheaper than kids and you don't have to feed them 5 times a day

i signed up for fashion updates so i know exactly when to dress like graph paper

getting my pussy hammered like a dumb ass

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I'm at the end of the parking lot why would anyone park next to me? Oh you can't park

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Oh damn girl nice snapstory selfie but why is your sink completely stained in what appears to be 5 lbs of makeup?

To whoever keeps throwing their pants onto our roof, please stop.

My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.

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Can I just be deaf? I've lived 17 memorable years with tinnitus and I don't think I'm ready to live another God knows how many more with it.

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I'll kill myself before I work on a farm to pay off my farm so I can afford a farm.

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angry emotion filled edgy tweet complaining about problems in the past that don't matter to you anymore

#Vancouver Fire is responding to Columbia St & W 2nd Ave to rescue a male stuck in a clothing donation bin.

#Vancouver Fire is on scene at Commercial Dr & Grant St after a homeowner poured gasoline in his yard to kill a plant.

Lost custody of my kids but got half his sound cloud followers in the divorce

Hey if you didn't want me to try and fuck your car you shouldn't have given it sexy eyelashes

#RidgeMeadows #RCMP responding to a report of someone chasing a black bear with a remote control car #Maple RidgeBC

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Do you have to be a homeowner to work at Home Depot? Their motto is 'Home owners helping home owners' after all.

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Facebook is the fucking worst. Stop suggesting I add people with 1 mutual friend. Esp not that.

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The only thicc thing in my life right now is this humid ass air

There's a total eclipse on August 21st. A total eclipse of the heart? No, of the Sun you idiot.

Ever wonder if you're severely mentally handicapped and your friends are just nice to you

(trying to apologize for sending dick to 900 girls) you see the phones have a front & back camera. so taking pictures is really complicated,