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If u drink soda on the regular don't tell me shit ab my drug habits cuz ur guna die first lol

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@enbridgegas Fire whoever made that image

Someone determined enough, with enough prep time, will acquire what they need. Regardless of law or country. See - French attacks

For those who maybe don’t understand US gun law, you can’t buy fully automatic weapons easily. They have to have been made in the 80s

For some reason I looked for pictures of a dog riding on a stingray (the fish) but this was all I could find this w… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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You can tell when your work in a shithole of a store when the skylight frequently breaks and pours a couple litres of water inside.

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Do they teach how to make change in locally developed/employment level classes? I mean most of them will end up needing that skill.

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You ever get that feeling where you just kinda wanna cut down a tree? Trees falling is so satisfying

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SunnyD smells just like a hot trash compactor and I don't know if I can drink it anymore

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@mazdacanada The fuck kinda bullshit cupholder location is that

cats are cheaper than kids and you don't have to feed them 5 times a day

i signed up for fashion updates so i know exactly when to dress like graph paper

getting my pussy hammered like a dumb ass

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I'm at the end of the parking lot why would anyone park next to me? Oh you can't park

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Oh damn girl nice snapstory selfie but why is your sink completely stained in what appears to be 5 lbs of makeup?

To whoever keeps throwing their pants onto our roof, please stop.

My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.

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Can I just be deaf? I've lived 17 memorable years with tinnitus and I don't think I'm ready to live another God knows how many more with it.

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I'll kill myself before I work on a farm to pay off my farm so I can afford a farm.

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angry emotion filled edgy tweet complaining about problems in the past that don't matter to you anymore