I like how the most essential part of a surprise party is gaslighting the person into believing you don't care about them
@Magnum_woof Mags T Husky.please unblock.me because i love you so very much and you are such a beautiful.and gorgeous dog please send me a message right now i love to hear from.you please unblock me like i said and be friends on twitter dont block
After sitting in my kitchen for 5 hours, I have come to the realization that I am by complete definition, a nobody.
I cannot wrap my head around people break-checking fucking semi's
The amount of people selling their Christmas gifts on Facebook makes me laugh