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“Republicans all lie and Democrats withhold key parts of the truth.” -Chris Rock

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@arrington Genital frostbite for the person in red.

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There’s not a single Prius in Heaven.

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Happy Valentine's Day! Check out my abs BTW. pic.twitter.com/DV7wys36Hi

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@Tubi wins the award for most annoying commercial. #fireyouragency

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Imagine a world where I turned sheep and lemmings into independent thinkers.

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"Taco cat" spelled backwards is "taco cat". You're welcome. pic.twitter.com/J4DGlWoOTC

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Heaven is kinda like Social Security; makes you feel like there’s something good waiting for you, but you’ll likely never get it.

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I want to throw my entire @Sonos system out the window, but I’m afraid it might hurt someone.

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I just freebased a melatonin.

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I think I could convince Harry and William to hug it out before I can convince @SIRIUSXM to cancel my subscription. OMFme!