@s8nstan Do they have churros?
Have a kick-ass weekend! pic.twitter.com/DX1NqaDcJd
“Republicans all lie and Democrats withhold key parts of the truth.” -Chris Rock
@arrington Genital frostbite for the person in red.
There’s not a single Prius in Heaven.
think before you drink. pic.twitter.com/Q79dByqBVh
Just pulled this /25 auto at Loupe in #miami @LoupeTheApp pic.twitter.com/wu8IuYW2oc
fuck valentines day we lonely
Happy Valentine's Day! Check out my abs BTW. pic.twitter.com/DV7wys36Hi
@arrington @Paul__Walsh @chrismessina @reckless @joinmastodon Geoffrey is not just a person, he's a way of life.
@Tubi wins the award for most annoying commercial. #fireyouragency
Imagine a world where I turned sheep and lemmings into independent thinkers.
"Taco cat" spelled backwards is "taco cat". You're welcome. pic.twitter.com/J4DGlWoOTC
Heaven is kinda like Social Security; makes you feel like there’s something good waiting for you, but you’ll likely never get it.
I want to throw my entire @Sonos system out the window, but I’m afraid it might hurt someone.
Leviticus 2:7 pic.twitter.com/o3NtVpsQj1
I just freebased a melatonin.
Too soon? pic.twitter.com/7Ah9AguffZ
@0xJoshuaSL @cryptohun3y @ashmcai I promise before 2040
I think I could convince Harry and William to hug it out before I can convince @SIRIUSXM to cancel my subscription. OMFme!